If a man has a baby and you have a problem with it then fck you.

Religion needs logic like science needs faith.

If science can explain everything then why isn't everything explained?

I'm the reason you have nightmares.

Until there's a ring on my finger and a ticket to Spain I'm off limits from the waist down.

If you're trying too hard to be yourself, then you're not really being yourself.

War for peace is like sex for virginity.

Why are all nudists people that you don't want to see naked?

My insanity is what keeps me alive.

It's about time we've added some color to the white house!