Once in a spelling bee my opponent couldn't get "erect". I, however, could.

If science can explain everything then why isn't everything explained?

I'm the reason you have nightmares.

Until there's a ring on my finger and a ticket to Spain I'm off limits from the waist down.

The sad thing is that you have no social life.
The funny thing is that it's not enough punishment.

With a hot black guy like him and a white/puerto rican like me we'd make chocolate and vanilla with a bit of spice! =D

I think I just died a little.

I'll always accept who I am even if you don't.

Always look back at where you come from and where you've been. Don't forget to look forward to where you're going, either or you might walk into something.

Behind every mask is a fake. Behind every fake is nobody.