When I loved you I wasn't in love. I wasn't crazy. I was just stupid.

It's about time we've added some color to the white house!

My insanity is what keeps me alive.

Why are all nudists people that you don't want to see naked?

War for peace is like sex for virginity.

If you're trying too hard to be yourself, then you're not really being yourself.

You're not a good person. Hell, you're not even a person.