He doesn't make me deal with all that emo and abusive bullsh*t just to end up cheating on me and leaving me in the most pathetic way possible.

I'm a terrible person. But hell, the sh*t I pull off is hilarious!

My ex: Wanna go out sometime? :)

Me: How about this? Fvck you.

If you don't shut up you'll die! D=

You're a lot like an egg; over-easy.

You might want some but I can actually get some.

Good luck trying to get me back after breaking up with me through E-mail from North Carolina during your vacation a week after our year anniversary when you live right down the street from me.

*Based on a true story* ^_^

I'm not a stuck up person but I think I'm better than you are.

You like to be in pain but you always complain about it. Make up your mind.

My X-BF's bio:

Liar. Cheater. Coward. Hypocrite. Baby. Jerk. Stupid. Ugly. Pathetic. Abusive. Pervert. ****head. Immature. Racist. Sexist. Disrespectful. Stupid. Childish. Scumbag. Idiot.