You're so crazy I wanna have your babies!

You might want some but I can actually get some.

Good luck trying to get me back after breaking up with me through E-mail from North Carolina during your vacation a week after our year anniversary when you live right down the street from me.

*Based on a true story* ^_^

I'm not a stuck up person but I think I'm better than you are.

You like to be in pain but you always complain about it. Make up your mind.

My X-BF's bio:

Liar. Cheater. Coward. Hypocrite. Baby. Jerk. Stupid. Ugly. Pathetic. Abusive. Pervert. ****head. Immature. Racist. Sexist. Disrespectful. Stupid. Childish. Scumbag. Idiot.

If you're such a "man" why do you run away every chance you get?

It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size.

A rule of thumb: Don't tell them you want to have a baby on the first date.

Wait! Don't you run from me, too! :'(