I can be a btch. Deal with it.

I have a point, you're just too stupid to understand it.

You're my friend and I regret it.

You're a lot like an egg; over-easy.

If you don't shut up you'll die! D=

My ex: Wanna go out sometime? :)

Me: How about this? Fvck you.

Wanna know why you can't get laid?

Look in a mirror and find out.

I got your hopes high for something you'll never get, anyway. Sucks for you!

You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

You're like my tonsils; you're not necessary.