War for peace is like sex for virginity.

If you're trying too hard to be yourself, then you're not really being yourself.

Until there's a ring on my finger and a ticket to Spain I'm off limits from the waist down.

I'm the reason you have nightmares.

If science can explain everything then why isn't everything explained?

Religion needs logic like science needs faith.

If a man has a baby and you have a problem with it then fck you.

I'm not gonna be another teenage love story.

Hannah Montana was in Louisiana when she ate a banana that she got in the Savannah! Beat that ^_^

My taste in guys is well-educated, open-minded, abstinant, creative, down-to-earth, honest and my age. Simply put, my taste in guys is non-existant.