You're not a man. You're just a sorry excuse for a human being.

School? Yeah, I've been there once.

I don't kiss azz, I kick azz.

You're just jealous that I have a dolly llama and you don't!

If you follow anybody's word, you go to Heaven but if I follow my heart I go to Hell. Does that make sense to you?

I might be gay, but I ain't all crowns and gowns.

Once in a spelling bee my opponent couldn't get "erect". I, however, could.

You're not a good person. Hell, you're not even a person.

I'm here, I'm queer and I'm used to it.

"Sometimes I feel like I'm at the edge of a cliff with nowhere to go but down" - Bobby, "Prayers For Bobby"