You don't know who you're talking about so shut the fck up! |
You're no man. |
The devil on my shoulder is my advisor. The angle is just there for show. |
Do all the push-ups you want. That won't fix your face problem. |
That's not a terroristic threat, that's a terroristic PROMISE! |
Do you wanna fight?! Oh wait, that's right. You don't fight your own battles. |
It's time to break some hearts. |
Hubby, this is my wifey. Wifey, this is my ho. |
Gosh golly, that's how I'm gonna meet my homies! |
I'm broken but smiling. |