If you weren't dead, I'd kill you! Now get down from there!

I'll hurt myself before the world hurts me.

Stars are just old light.

Some people give me a weird look and ask "Are you high on crack?". I say "Pfft, crack kills... Peace, love and pot!"

The sight of coffins often breaks people's hearts, especially when the coffins are tiny.

When I burp, I don't say "excuse me", I say "DAYUM!"

I forgot the baby Jesus, but I have a plate of cheeses!

Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak. Sometimes it means you're strong enough to let go.

I was so young and stupid back then... and I know I'll never feel that amazing again.

I'll never reduce myself to someone's "thing" again.