"I hope your as happy as your pretending......"

"Not loving you is harder than you'll ever know'

My friend:I'm still hungry
Me: Gosh bre your never satisfied are you.
My friend: Yeah thats what she said last night...
Me: HAHA OOOOO!

"Let me be the one who calls you baby"

"I'd be insulting you if I called you pretty my love, you looked BEAUTIFUL today.." my gf wouldnt stop kissing me after i said this.

Its not that you suck at everything your just not as talented as me.. lol

Don't miss me too much now, thats my job remember hun..

Pain is the price you pay for ever giving it your all...

The pain you have caused will permanently haunt me for the rest of my life....

I'm no Edward Cullen, he's just your fantasy i'm your dream come true. lol love you babe!