to be honest i really don't know what to put here. Umm..... I'm 20 attending the University of Florida. I love cracking jokes and making people smile/happy. |
Your perfect like the shining stars in the sky
Your perfect like the moon in its fullest arise...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at...
I do my best to make you happy
I always tell you I love you no matter what mood...
The time we share is amazing
The time we share is life changing...
Have you spotted any zebras
they live on the Savannah...
It's a sad sad day
When you lose a mate...
You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one gets filled first. |
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? |
It's strange, you stand in the middle of a library and yell 'Aaaaaagghhh!!' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in. |