It use to be I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid...now its.... They have adult toys now! Oh, hell yeah, let me grow up!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep

Put A Condom On Your Ear And F**k What You Hear

Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

Says the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find?

Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

Girls say its not the size of the boat that counts, its the motion in the ocean... Well its pretty f**kin hard to get to England in a row boat.

Eff~You~See~Kay Why~oh~you <~~~ read again slowly until you "get" it.

Who can name the 7 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in 2 people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King, Smo-King and Wan-king