Is going out to meet some of my favorite men Jim, Jack, Jose, & Johnny Red & Black . Who I decide to swallow tonight will be decided when i arrive .

Has already met Mr Player, Mr Bullshiter, Mr f**kabout, Mr Jealous, Mr Slag, Mr 'Issue', Mr Stress, Mr 'I think with my knob' so is Mr Right next? Doubt it

Thinks procrastination is a lot like masturbation... At first it seems like a really fun idea, but in the end you realize that you're just f**king yourself

Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!

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Sometimes we need to hurt in order to grow we must fail in order to know we must lose in order to gain some lessons are learned best through pain

Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind. But then there are days when I say F**k it, let em have it

I don't like feeling 27 thousand different and condescending emotions at one time. I just wish my brain/ heart would make up my mind already!

Wish I had a fast forward button, so I didn't waste my time trying to figure out if this is going to work out

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