Thinks procrastination is a lot like masturbation... At first it seems like a really fun idea, but in the end you realize that you're just f**king yourself

Please Comment on my poem and let me no wat u think.... THANKS

Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!

Has already met Mr Player, Mr Bullshiter, Mr f**kabout, Mr Jealous, Mr Slag, Mr 'Issue', Mr Stress, Mr 'I think with my knob' so is Mr Right next? Doubt it

Is going out to meet some of my favorite men Jim, Jack, Jose, & Johnny Red & Black . Who I decide to swallow tonight will be decided when i arrive .

Who can name the 7 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in 2 people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King, Smo-King and Wan-king

Eff~You~See~Kay Why~oh~you <~~~ read again slowly until you "get" it.

Girls say its not the size of the boat that counts, its the motion in the ocean... Well its pretty f**kin hard to get to England in a row boat.

Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find?