Is going out to meet some of my favorite men Jim, Jack, Jose, & Johnny Red & Black . Who I decide to swallow tonight will be decided when i arrive .

Who can name the 7 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in 2 people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King, Smo-King and Wan-king

Eff~You~See~Kay Why~oh~you <~~~ read again slowly until you "get" it.

Girls say its not the size of the boat that counts, its the motion in the ocean... Well its pretty f**kin hard to get to England in a row boat.

Wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come

A good man is hard to find, or is it the other way around, a hard man is good to find?

Says the difference between OooooH & AaaaaaH is About three inches......

Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.

Put A Condom On Your Ear And F**k What You Hear

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep