Quotes by Nobody Knows

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  • You're the reason why people were born with middle fingers.

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  • Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or behaving like one.

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  • Elementary School- "He started it!"

    Middle School- "It was a dare!"

    High School- "I was drunk."

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  • Everyone will break hearts at some point, so remember how it felt when you were the one who's heart was broken.

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  • Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

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  • Ins't it wreid taht you can sltil raed tihs eeven tohugh the ltetres are mexid up? It's bceuase the hmuan mnid olny fcouses on the frsit & lsat ltetres of the wrod. It's like beauty.. people only pay attention to the OUTSIDE, not the Inside.

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  • God gave you a gift of 84,600 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you'?

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  • "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
    -Henry Kissinger

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  • Snow White, Cinderella & Sleeping Beauty, have altered our expectations of a happily ever after in life, so basically we're screwed because of Disney.

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  • One day some girl is going to break your heart as bad as you broke mine and I hope I am there to laugh at you when it happens.

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