I wanna be the girl that he points to and says thats her

Im a b**ch and i got class u mess with me ill kick ur as* so 4 all u h*es that think ur cool ill beat ur ass cuz b**ches rule!!

Love is more then love but love is nothing to can't have!!

my sister wrote it!!

Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me

3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

its not mine but its funny