Me: hello is this 999?
999: yes what is youre emergancy?
Me: 2 boys are fighting over me!
999: well what's wrong with that?

Me: the ugly one is winning!!

Why on the Earth can't I find a guy?
The person I fancy are married/ engaged/ has already got a girlfriend or fancies other girl...
God, u want me to become single my whole life??? Please tell me now so that I dont have to wait for my Mr. Right

He broke her heart and she broke his X-box.. I think we all know who cried the most XD

Hello I am new in the town, can I have direction to your apartment?? ^^

Boy: Pinch me
Girl: Why?
Boy: You are so fine I must be dreaming.

Isn't it funny when people say "Oh I don't believe in Any God" and yet say " Oh (my) GoD. 1 min ago you do not believe in God next min you say it's (your) God!

I want nobody but [You] <3 <3

You were in my memory stick, now I lost it </3

If this is what it feels like falling in love, then I'm falling for you ^.^

U are the reason I want to go bed at night; because dreamland is the only place to be with you =\