Tell me how the f-ck we supposed to stay friends when you got a bunch of feelings that you don't show

You know who's the main reason of the big smile on my face? It's the first word in this status.

An EX is called an EX because that's an EXample of an EXtreme waste of time.

Neen , mijne rug is geen voicemail. Zeg het dus maar gewoon in mijn gezicht

Women are very greedy. they want all things from one man. men are so simple. they want only one thing from all women..

People always think that the most painful thing in life is losing the one you value. The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are special too.

I act like I don't care, but deep inside.... I still don't care :)

A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make his woman smile

‎"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backwards, and it still makes sense.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.