Summer is almost hear i can almost taste it...wait that was just the fuzz i inhaled

...and by the way the hurt is more of a numb feeling now...

Cool isn't Artificially Flavored

If nothing is something then something is wrong

When life hands u lemons make lemonade. then find someone with vodka and have a party-Ron White

"I'm ur husband u have to like me no matter whats in my pants"-Ray Ramono

Little Red Riding hood was walkin down the lane when the big bad wolf stopped her & said lift ur shirt so I can see ur tits....Little Red Riding Hood said No why dont u lift my dress and eat me like u do in the book.:-P

Do u know thw muffin man??.....the muffin man....THE MUFFIN MAN......she married to the muffin man

Oh, we're off to see the wizard...wait know i'm all alone, i have no brain or a heart, and i'm a wimp. also i'm lost can u help me find my way home??

You were everything that I wanted...
And all the memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending...Thanks for acting like you cared...Thanks for watching as I fall..." Avril, My Happy Ending