'if Orlando Bloom took the Pope's job I dont know weather it would cause more girls to convert or increase confessions on cursing 1 particular commandment'

-- my best friend said this & i thought it was funny

Happiness is in the eye of the drunken beholder.

"happiness is in the eye of the delusional beholder."

Words wasted is like eating chocolate...it happens more often than youll admit.

'How stupid could i be? A simpleton could see ~~~ that your no good for me...but your the only one i see'

-- Not mine i just heard some girl singing it on the bus while she was listenin to discman

'The code word here on earth for Angel is Best Friend'

'good friends & good food is all you need in life.'

'to get what you want, you must first know what you truely need and treasure.'

When I'm with you, I'm more than I ever thought I could be. Your faith in me makes me believe in myself. A priceless gift you've given me.

Heaven or hell what the difference? living this life is like a constant eternity of hell on earth. In death alteast there is peace of me having been the one to make that choice.