Crowns don't equal beauty

-slogan for an anti-pageants contest-

I'll never forgive you for not loving me.

I want to praise my own comments,I want to nominate my own poems, I want to retweet my own tweet,I want to love my own heart.

but I can't.

I miss us, all day, all night, all the time.

Find what moves you and move towards it.

Lord help become selfish, or else I'll never have anything at all.

When I die, I want them to throw my ashes in the sea sand so even then, I can still get in people's pants.

Sometimes I want to give up on everything,
but then I remember that I do nothing

On a scale of one to my mother how annoying can you be?

So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)