HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Kiss her,hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked with beer.

It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

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If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
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Without humor, life sucks.
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.