Without humor, life sucks.
Without Love, Life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

If you need advice, text me,
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money...SUSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!!

It takes a minute to have a crush,
an hour to like someone,
and a day to love someone,
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Kiss her,hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked with beer.

JESUS LOVES YOU...Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole!!!

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never-ending

Girls are like phones.
We love to be held, talked to, but if you press the wrong button...
you'll be DISCONNECTED!

If you never want to see a man again say, "I love you, I want to marry you or....I want to have children!"

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.