If you cared about how close to the edge i am... WHY ARE YOU PUSHING ME?

I'm like a robot. you switch me on. USE ME, then turn me off ready to be USED again tomorrow.

You'll only suffocate me again if i go back

One minute you want me back, but then im a liar. WTF?!

It doesnt just rain in life.. it pours!

Romance only exists in the movies, that way there isnt any broken hearts.

What do rubix cubes and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them the harder they get

Kids in the back seat cause accidents!
.. accidents in the back seat cause kids!

not mine but i think its funny

I don't care about tomorrow,
i've given up on yesterday

I've lost my insperation!
have you seen him anywhere?