Life is like a tube of pringles... once u pop, u just can't stop!!

Life's a b****... And then u move !!

You never know a guy... until you've been out with them

Frendz r lyk condoms.... they protect u wen fings get hard!!

Guyz r like lava lamps.... Gd 2 look at, but not very bright!

I love penguins
I love butterflies
I love animals
Great and small
But mainly my mates
I Love You All!

Freinds are like a clover... Hard to find but lucky to have!!

Lifes a b****... And then you die!!

Yoiu never know someone... Until you've lived with them!!

Hugz r kool! How dey rule! Gimme 1 & ill watch u drool!!