Life is like a tube of pringles... once u pop, u just can't stop!!

Virginity is like a baloon... one prick and its all gone!!

Your @ss is tired and has had a very long and hard day... so wot u doin sittin on it? GET UP!!

Last nite i waz lookin up in2 da sky at da st*rs finkin... well da hell iz my ceiling!!

Guys are like rollarcoasters... they're either a great time or they make you sick!!

Life is like a dream... it won't stop until u end it!!

What ever i do, Where ever i go... Love keeps bringing mee back to you!!

Hugz r kool! How dey rule! Gimme 1 & ill watch u drool!!

Yoiu never know someone... Until you've lived with them!!

Lifes a b****... And then you die!!