If you like your love rather spicy
and your mate is a wee bit icy...

There was a pole dancer called Kate
who would often work rather late...

Crimson in the Clover
Crimson in the Clover...

When Mandy got randy one day
Mandy almost blew me away...

Send your sacrifice dear Abel
you've not the mark of brother Cain...

Don't you just adore
the beautiful floor...

In God We Trust, the rest pay cash.
Dream if you must, rise from your ash...

Jack & Coke minus Jack & Coke
At the club I met my fantasy come true...

Chemical Balance Through Spirituality.
I once believed the phrase above belonged to me...