Is it me, or is something cattywampus about this.
Tea for two and I am feeling so very all alone...

Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake...

Why did my master have to throw a fit
All I wanted was to take a wee sit...

We ascended slowly to the altitude
Seeking the sultry beauty of skies so blue...

Do you believe the science of the
heavens and many of its branches...

Sometimes in serenity our passion sleeps
In that dimness, or darkness we all may dream...

I have never chased anything I could not tree,
that's not to say that a few have not treed me...

I have chiseled and molded
words like sculpted clay...

I begin to eat upon arising
Everything seems so appetizing...

Some think you are supercilious
Yet those who are more punctilious...

Clandestine sacrifice for lent
rarely used for what it was meant...

Heavenly bodies move in undulation
Gravity is their sacred salvation...