There once was a man who was so fresh
Who loved to indulge in sins of flesh...

There once was a man named Hussein
Who was mean and so damn insane...

There once was a Mike last name Huckabee
Who was a governor too blind to see...

Mary had a little lamb,
The kid was no ram...

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed no girls and made them sigh...

Is there a whim-inspired lass with shoes
Owre fast for thought,owre dressed in warm oose...

They say everything is getting farther apart
This inspired me to raise a scientific stink...

Class is when you are sitting in a class,
Passing the opportunity, passing...

They all tried to warn me when I flew toward the...
Not to get my tweet bird ass kicked by a vicious...

Haiku from Hell
Funnier than hell...

As the lowly earth spins around the flame
We crave the holy passion that makes us whole...

Fear
I shouted out today...