I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex...

When it comes to quantity
we are often number one...

I had such a bang
on the 4th of july...

If I stuck my elbow in my ear
I would be double jointed...

Of all the words I have heard
in all passion that's been stirred...

In logical fallacy the question begs
why do we seem to be always pulling legs...

I want to end with a strong finish
The alpha and omega so to speak...

I was born August 26 1955
a wonderful time to be alive...

There once was a fine club that flowed like the...
Aye ,I was a taker, sunshine was the giver...

Competitions I wish the best
what ever you choose to write of...

Soon I'll go to Manchester a town in Tennessee
in the great US of A, my country tis of thee...

Counting the days
in a month is like...