Coming to the end of the relay race
Need about ten more for second place...

If I stuck my elbow in my ear
I would be double jointed...

Give the ball a shake
what have you to lose...

Would you agree ,
we can change...

Some say I sound rehearsed,
that my rhymes are nursed...

I had such a bang
on the 4th of july...

When it comes to quantity
we are often number one...

It is eight twenty eight
and it's getting late...

I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex...

Building bridges
over ridges...

If I wrote around the clock
Guess I would get writers block...

Oh Danny boy you were born the 26th of July
in sixty two I remember well I won't deny...