Once there was born a heavenly King.
Wise men brought Him Frankincense & Myrrh...

TNT fought just for fun
for every duel he won...

We point our fingers with such zeal
Sometimes like a carrot we peel...

We treasure pleasure ,yet don't stare into the sun...
to praise any star as if it were the only one...

If Jesus was online, and His IP address was...
could He find twelve cyberfriends, trust at least...

Myth busters know a fact
even opposites attract...

There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...

Christopher Columbus began a quest
to find a trade route sailing west...

It is unbeknown how many have been hurt by stones...
I know a kid nicknamed bones because he weighs...

Philosophers love
wisdom with the pure passion...

I hear with my ears and see with my eyes!
Complete videos and tapes rarely tell lies...

Once more I have buried myself in oil,
you cannot see the despicable me...