JFK ..nerd rant
All of us would thank you 'Janis Fu...

Your shimmering sunshine has shone
Like an Aladdin's lamp illuminating...

I have never written about a squirrel
Suddenly I'd like to give it a whirl...

Magical mystical wizard of Oz
Wonderfully you stepped up to a cause...

You may assume we are joking, as we assume you pay...
May we assume you grow weary of listening to all...

I would like to remain anonymous but I can't
The authorities have given me permission to rant...

Janis never wanted to be controlled
by ambition or the things he owned...

It is clear water washes away earth slowly ,
Extinguishes fires quickly...

To be one with the universe
Is a diversion of a soul...

I've often tried to comprehend
The nature of my feline friend...

Thomas Crapper had a warrant that would make us...
He was said to invent something that we all would...

How far is your mind from a brake
When you don't think you make a mistake...