They all tried to warn me when I flew toward the...
Not to get my tweet bird ass kicked by a vicious...

The old mare would lollop back to the gate
As if to say to me I cannot wait...

Do you mind?
Do you mind brother...

Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake...

Is it me, or is something cattywampus about this.
Tea for two and I am feeling so very all alone...

When Johnny came marching home
All races were allowed to roam...

A simple solitary soul
Searching for power...

I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...

I tried to write a poem so fine
But it seems I fell a little short...

There once were kittywampus wings
Attached to kittywampus things...

May the fields get a combing
In the hours of days gloaming...

The crux of angels wings are their pinions
They aid the heavenly creatures in flight...