While tailing a couple under suspicion
A motorcycle cop was in transition...

By the spell of Eros, I have lusted
Blinded by these demons most of my days...

She said, 'how long can an aging man hold on to...
He said, 'Honey I can show you quicker than I can...

Many a bean have I tasted
So my point is not wasted...

The susurration from the breaking wind
Was irenic as a gentle, subtle breeze...

Alzheimer's Angels are lovely old farts
When they can't remember it breaks our hearts...

Class is when you are sitting in a class,
Passing the opportunity, passing...

They say everything is getting farther apart
This inspired me to raise a scientific stink...

Chemical balance is so irenic
There's no gain in poisoning the well...

This is not spam or baloney
Covered in cheese and macaroni...

Is there a whim-inspired lass with shoes
Owre fast for thought,owre dressed in warm oose...

The members of this site can be as gregarious
tea partiers at a Jon Stewart Rally...