Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed no girls and made them sigh...

Mary had a little lamb,
The kid was no ram...

There once was a Mike last name Huckabee
Who was a governor too blind to see...

There once was a man named Hussein
Who was mean and so damn insane...

Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when you're stranded...

He was never seen as a precocious child
Until his father looked down and smiled...

A point
is chiseled out...

There once was this woman you see
Who was irascible as could be...

There once was a man who was so fresh
Who loved to indulge in sins of flesh...

There once was a clown named O'Riley
Who thought of himself very highly...

When I was a tot there was no Toys "R&quot...
Then as a teen I ran with the rancorous...

Once a lad built a crypt brick by brick
The passers by sneered, and laughed too quick...