Looking forward to the very end
For every end is a beginning...

We evolved from primordial soup
Though we may not have had an eve...

Short thoughts go a long way
in the grand scheme of things...

George Bush. could have been elected
After the votes were all collected...

What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...

What's all the fuss about smoking in jail?
I shouldn't, but I am going tell the tale...

There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...

There once was a pirate named Sparrow
Who was not as straight as an arrow...

There once was an idiot named Rush
That would make Don Rickles blush...

There once a girl that was so kinky
Who made promises with her pinky...

Once a nut fell from a stupid tree
At long last it was glad to be free...

Tis true I am Jack sparrow
The plank is mighty narrow...