Magical mystical wizard of Oz
Wonderfully you stepped up to a cause...

Give the ball a shake
what have you to lose...

Most of the time I am very frugal with words you...
I am somewhat addicted to rhymes and words of...

There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...

Soon I'll go to Manchester a town in Tennessee
in the great US of A, my country tis of thee...

"The serpent
coils then strikes...

She's looking like the Mona Lisa
hanging quietly in a Louvre...

There once was a tree that evolved a small wing
or that is what the atheist would have us believe...

You people look at me and scoff
I've sat here till my arms fell off...

Marrissa Mabee, tall and delightfully slender
Genuine credit to her fine feminine gender...

They all tried to warn me when I flew toward the...
Not to get my tweet bird ass kicked by a vicious...

Mary had a little lamb, what a shock
far be it from me to judge, laugh, or mock...