One day in December I heard a mother I was...
She explained, to her daughter, pickings might be...

The Mormon prophet founder of Nephites
persecuted by the authorities of Jewish Rites...

I've always been proud of my sex,
You know they even named me Rex...

It is latter in the morning, a new day.
Seems I never run out of things to say...

You could have been a New Eve
Remember you were so cute...

In the United States there is a town called New...
near where some hemp is grown not just for rope...

Reminiscing on New Years Eve
Gives another chance to deceive...

The year before my sobrity
seemed a bit lacking in piety...

I type with my pointer so nimble
My middle finger's not a symbol...

My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...

Lord, I was born with natural desires
All the rains cannot put out all those fires...

If I had no doubt, I'm on my way to glory
No doubt my life sure would be a peaceful story...