What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...

In the year of "Our Lord" nineteen...
The Lord sent a bee with an awesome chore...

It was about this time in 1955
I was in the womb, but alive...

Some of my memories are good
of cutting and stock piling wood...

The caffeine in my cup
sugar in my candy...

Let me tell you of the legend of Betsy Ross
We will all see the beautiful stars, and bars...

When I face the sun
to the horizon...

There once was a clown named O'Riley
Who thought of himself very highly...

There once was a healthcare bill
That republicans tried to kill...

A fictitious prose
narrative of book length...

I Thought I saw a bird in my den
for all I know it could have been...

We emerge from wondering wombs
Freeing our souls from silent tombs...