Condoms are like lolly pops... when its ur fav. flaver suck it.

What is forever? The only reason why I ask is because he promised me forever and I didnt get it!

Why is an emo pizza better then a normal pizza?

cuz it cuts itself
(u wanna no sumin sad..... my 8th per teacher told us that)

You promised me everything.......
ok were is it!!!

Push up to open!!!

If you love me you will save me..
but if you hate me you will let me die in my love for you.

Why does a rose reprsent love if it dies?????????? oo cuz u bye a plastic rose

Roses are red, vilots are blue, open your legs so i can go throw!

Im scared of the clowns in my nose!!

I'm nott blond.... I died my hair!!!