Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

"life is like a box of chocolates... u never gonna know what ur gonna get!

Sick of crying...tired of trying.... Yeah im smiling...but im dying inside.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!

"if you love something you must set it free or it will feel traped and will leave and lose all intrest".

Bang bang,chocho train whind me up and i do my thing, no resses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up!

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year