"life is like a box of chocolates... u never gonna know what ur gonna get!

" A good friend
will come and bail you out of jail
but, a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying, "Damn that
was fun!"

"people dont know what till they got until its gone." by me!

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year

Bang bang,chocho train whind me up and i do my thing, no resses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up!

"if you love something you must set it free or it will feel traped and will leave and lose all intrest".

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.