I got an F in school,
Your mom got an F in school....oohhh burn...

I want to touch your little toe,
But I was raped by Vincent Van Gogh...

You saved my life,
But I don't care...

Smishy-smashy, gooey gloppy,
Slippery wetness, apple-goodness...

The pain I felt was oh so real,
But its not what your going to feel...

Brady you’re a howling monkey,
Whooping and ranting...

I want them dead for what they did,
I hate there guts for what they did...

It all started with that one fateful kiss,
A moment that I thought was misunderstood...

I thought you were gone away from me,
Out of my dreams and also my fears...

(creative writing poem)
There are few fears that haunt me so...

I find you in my belly button,
And I eat you because I am a glutton...

(another creative writing poem)
I used to go and make pretend...