I only seems like I'm a smart@$$, because I'm surrounded by dumb@$$es

Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.

Keep talking, I'm sure eventually you'll say something intelligent... hmmm I might be waiting awhile.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf..

It's no use going back to the past, because I was a different person then.

People ask how I deal with things so easily,
The answer is I don't, I'm just good at hiding it.

You say I've changed; Sorry but you never really knew me in the first place.

My parents put me in therapy, they just had to die first.

RIP mom and dad.

I'm not grumpy, I'm just a night person stuck in a day world!