Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.

Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine into your brain; and that is where shitty ideas come from.

I'm not grumpy, I'm just a night person stuck in a day world!

My parents put me in therapy, they just had to die first.

RIP mom and dad.

You say I've changed; Sorry but you never really knew me in the first place.

People ask how I deal with things so easily,
The answer is I don't, I'm just good at hiding it.

It's no use going back to the past, because I was a different person then.

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf..

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Keep talking, I'm sure eventually you'll say something intelligent... hmmm I might be waiting awhile.