Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine into your brain; and that is where shitty ideas come from.

All women can fly. When someone breaks our wings, we still fly; on a broomstick. Cuz we are just flexible like that!

-lol not mine but I love it!-

Life is like a game. You first have to learn how to lose before you can learn to win.

The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

-Buffy Vampire Slayer

OK, so I'm not gorgeous, I don't have size 2 pants, I'm not what you call popular, but I know, no matter what I'm still beautiful inside and out... Don't let anyone tell you different.

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do.

Me and my boyfriend broke up over religious differences... He thought he was *God*, I didn't...

Labels are for food, not people.

-thanks dib for the inspiration... lol-

Every day I wake up to a bad dream...
called Reality...

I hide in the shadows,
and I long for the light.
For I am a Vampire,
forever imprisoned by night.

The moon is my sun,
the night is my day.
Blood is my life,
and you are my prey.