When life gives you lemons, throw the lemons back and ask for applesauce!

You are one cool bootie smacking homie "g" dawg pop tart chili dawg pimp cheese home fry!

It doesn't bother me what you do for a living, how much money you make, or where you live. All that I worry about is whether or not you can handle the ecstasy of love.

This is a quote out of a movie. Not by me, but it IS my favorite:

I would've rather had one breath of her hair
One touch of her hand
One kiss from her mouth
Than an eternity without it.

ONE

Assume THE Position

Regardless if you care about me, I love you. Regardless if you acknowledge my existence, I love you. Regardless if I am nothing to you, I love you. I promised you I'd love you forever, and I intend to keep it.

Live everyday of your life as if it was your last.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at MY eyes!!!

Almost no one deserves your tears
And the person who does will never make you cry
It's not that I can't live without you
It's that I don't even want to try

If you weren't such an ignorant snob and if you weren't so self asorbed, maybe I might actually try to come and see you. I don't want to be friends with someone who doesn't care about anything but themself.